Life advice

[nova_n]

Positive tips:

1.Dont ever f*cking cuss.

2.Never read long life advice. Short life advice is better This is due to the attention span of blah and existentialism and this is totally good advice. Also, the advide would get realy borring so just dont read it and also read short advice. Also why are you continuing to read this? Isnt this really long and stuff and stuff and blah

3.Don't ever use contractions in a sentence for formal things like essays, and life advice

4. One shall never generalize.

5.When conftonted with a rhetorichal question, the questioneer is stupid. Because arent retorhical questions stupid and nonsensical?

6.Dont ever compare anyone to anything. Its as bad as comparing a box of emotions to something like a rock!

7.Dont ever think for yourself. Just do what youre told. Why? Think about it.

8.Always work smarter, not harder. Put alot of effort into doing this.

9.Dont ever be idealistic. Just set these tips as your principals and apply thm no matter the circumstances. These always apply

Ispirational quotes:

"When doing something, to decide wheter its right or wrong, just
remember to not get caught"-Anonymous

"When at first you try and dont succeed, remember...
That the lesson is to never try"-Homer Simpson

"Anywhere, remember:
Your'e beautiful and inteligent"-Sike Goh Chu

Reason to back these up:

When you feel like a falure, remember winning === failing

Winning === failing to not win
Failing === failing at anything
Failing === failing to not win

Winning === failing

[Tricorn hat wearer]

Love this one:

9.Dont ever be idealistic. Just set these tips as your principals and apply thm no matter the circumstances. These always apply

[RaZoR LeAf]

2.Never read long life advice. Short life advice is better This is due to the attention span of blah and existentialism and this is totally good advice. Also, the advide would get realy borring so just dont read it and also read short advice. Also why are you continuing to read this? Isnt this really long and stuff and stuff and blah

You can buy Self Help books. Six sentences is not long.

5.When conftonted with a rhetorichal question, the questioneer is stupid. Because arent retorhical questions stupid and nonsensical?

That's not a rhetorical question.

6.Dont ever compare anyone to anything. Its as bad as comparing a box of emotions to something like a rock!

That's comparing a metaphor to an inanimate object. It is not comparing anyone to anything.


Ninja is going to have forty fits when he sees this thread.

[Ninja]

Ninja is going to have forty fits when he sees this thread.

I've already seen it; the decision on the fate of your helpless mortal universe is still pending.

[Manijure]

There are many cases where Rule 7 should not be followed. Aren't you generalizing here?