Juice Box's Slaughter Thread

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Juice Box's Slaughter Thread

by Big Bad Bug » Sat Nov 29, 2014 4:00 pm

I believe this belongs here:

Juice Box wrote:HEREBE THOU WE ARE FACED WITH A DAUNTINGY CHALLENGE, A DUEL BE SET'A FORTH, ALACK ALACK, BETWEEN THE LIKES OF IT IS I, JUICE BOX THE GLORIOUS, AND LOLNUB SMALL LAME ANT, BIG BAD BUG.

HEREBE FORTH WE SHALL SETTLE OUR DIFFERENCES IN THE FORM OF A DDDDUUUUUUUEL.

SO READY THY SWORD, MISTER BBB, FOR ALACK ALACK THOU SHALLETH FACESETH THE GLORY OF MY MIGHT TIMES TEN SQUARED DIVIDED BY SIX OVER NINE MULTIPLIED BY THREE.

HOAIYAAAAA!

Though with all-due seriousness, fair dayspring to you all, good people of Ironhide! Mister Big Bad Bug the Nub, has decided to challenge me, Juice Box the Glorious, to a duel, as you can see here:

Big Bad Bug wrote:
Juice Box wrote:YOU SHALL NOT CAST--ERR, PASS--ERR, GET--ERR--

SCREW IT.

*Launches fireball at BBB*

HOOAAAIYYYAAAAAA!

*Absorbs fireball in portal of darkness from hand*

Hey! I was joking! Let's settle this in a slaughter thread! :twisted:


^^Excerpt from the KR:O Tower Elimination Thread, page 3.

A pitiful sight, I am aware. But alas, such a glorious being such as myself, so as to maintain my purity as a glorious being, as well as to please the public (ahem, that's you), I must abide to the petty whims of this trivial creature, and his suicidal thoughts of dueling.

So as to further please the public (still you), I ask forth from you all to place your bets and to attempt to interfere in this duel in any way you can. Do you wish to gain bragging rights by betting that I, the Glorious Juice Box, will win this duel? Or do you wish to be a sponsor and give any of the two opposing sides an advantage in the battle? Or should you join the duel itself, and face a glorious victory by my side or a totally humiliating defeat by my hands?

THE CHOICE IS YOURS!!

AND WITH NO FURTHER DELAYS,

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*Launches lightning bolt at BBB*

HOOOAAAIYYAAAAAAA!


You're on, JB! :twisted:
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Re: Juice Box's Slaughter Thread

by mastermoo123 » Sun Nov 30, 2014 12:44 pm

'OI WHO STOLE MY LIGHTNING BOLTS' D:<
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Re: Juice Box's Slaughter Thread

by Juice Box » Sat Dec 06, 2014 1:44 pm

whoa

umm

lightning *pew pew*
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Re: Juice Box's Slaughter Thread

by Big Bad Bug » Sat Dec 06, 2014 4:49 pm

Juice Box wrote:whoa

umm

lightning *pew pew*


Correction: Lightning goes *Kroom Krakoom*.
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Re: Juice Box's Slaughter Thread

by benni369 » Sat Dec 06, 2014 6:29 pm

Big Bad Bug wrote:
Juice Box wrote:whoa

umm

lightning *pew pew*


Correction: Lightning goes *Kroom Krakoom*.


:evil: *pew pew*
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Re: Juice Box's Slaughter Thread

by mastermoo123 » Sat Dec 06, 2014 7:05 pm

*gets out axe*

'WHO TOOK MAH LIGHTNING BOLTS?!?'
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Re: Juice Box's Slaughter Thread

by Magnus0 » Sat Dec 06, 2014 7:26 pm

*walks into battle*
me: 'hey, I want to join too but I don't really know how it worksszbbbzezzeezzzzz (gets hit by lightning bolt).
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Re: Juice Box's Slaughter Thread

by benni369 » Sat Dec 06, 2014 8:02 pm

mastermoo123 wrote:*gets out axe*

'WHO TOOK MAH LIGHTNING BOLTS?!?'


Everybody did! :twisted:
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Re: Juice Box's Slaughter Thread

by mastermoo123 » Sat Dec 06, 2014 8:16 pm

benni369 wrote:
mastermoo123 wrote:*gets out axe*

'WHO TOOK MAH LIGHTNING BOLTS?!?'


Everybody did! :twisted:


I go into a mad berserk rage and start violently hacking at 'everybody' with my axe. :yey:
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Re: Juice Box's Slaughter Thread

by benni369 » Sat Dec 06, 2014 8:29 pm

I start throwing pancakes at Mastermoo.
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Re: Juice Box's Slaughter Thread

by Big Bad Bug » Sat Dec 06, 2014 8:46 pm

I take Mastermoo's side becuase she doesn't make lame sound effects.

Pulling out a bone whistle, I blow a tune at so deep a tone that only the Dead can hear, summoning a skeletal pet wolf to duel with Benni.
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Re: Juice Box's Slaughter Thread

by benni369 » Sat Dec 06, 2014 8:51 pm

I shapeshift into a bear and kick the wolf's butt into the sun.

I then call Zonoro for backup. Because I don't think juicebox is gonna be joining us for a while.

Also, Mastermoo is a she.
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Re: Juice Box's Slaughter Thread

by Big Bad Bug » Sat Dec 06, 2014 8:52 pm

I summon an Undead Telemarketer to interrupt Benni's call, blocking Zonoro from entering the battle.

Also, I know she's a girl; t'was but a typo.
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Re: Juice Box's Slaughter Thread

by benni369 » Sat Dec 06, 2014 8:53 pm

I destroy the undead telemarketer and send the message again.
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Re: Juice Box's Slaughter Thread

by Big Bad Bug » Sat Dec 06, 2014 9:05 pm

I summon Alexander Graham Bell's corpse and force him to un-invent phones.
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Re: Juice Box's Slaughter Thread

by Zonoro13 » Sat Dec 06, 2014 9:18 pm

Alexander Graham Bell is actually my bro and tells me about the message. I set the ground under BBB and Mastermoo on fire.
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Re: Juice Box's Slaughter Thread

by Big Bad Bug » Sat Dec 06, 2014 10:34 pm

I turn the fire into Shadow Flames, which heal me and give Mastermoo a small amount of dark magic power.
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Re: Juice Box's Slaughter Thread

by mastermoo123 » Sat Dec 06, 2014 11:21 pm

Using the shadow flames small amount of dark power I turn my Standard Battleaxe into a ...

UNDEAD BONEY SKELETON AXE OF AWESOME

or U.B.S.A.O.E, I then proceed to hit Benni with Ubsaoe
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Re: Juice Box's Slaughter Thread

by mastermoo123 » Sat Dec 06, 2014 11:23 pm

benni369 wrote:I shapeshift into a bear and kick the wolf's butt into the sun.

I then call Zonoro for backup. Because I don't think juicebox is gonna be joining us for a while.

Also, Mastermoo is a she.

Eh, call me a he,

its a long story .__.

also wouldnt a skeleton wolf try to eat itself?
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Re: Juice Box's Slaughter Thread

by benni369 » Sun Dec 07, 2014 2:48 am

I teleport to magic-ville.
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