Juice Box's Slaughter Thread

[Big Bad Bug]

I turn the milk into acid and melt Wail's face off.

[Zonoro13]

I turn the milk into acid and melt Wail's face off.

I turn the acid into milk and unmelt his face.

[Big Bad Bug]

I turn Wail's face into acid, which melts the rest of his body,

[Zonoro13]

I turn Wail's face into acid, which melts the rest of his body,

I turn Wail's remains into milk, which pours out on the floor and reforms into Wail.

[Big Bad Bug]

I turn Wail's existence into acid, causing anything that is, was, or will be Wail to corrode everything it touches.

[tmn loveblue]

You accidentally made Wail a super powerful acidic being, BBB... Look what you've done, now you can't melt him anymore.

[Big Bad Bug]

Ok then...

I get some paper towels with magical Bobland powers and wipe up Wail's acidic body, absorbing him into them and then throwing him away.

[wailwail]

The paper towels are melting of this powerful acid. Nothing can touch Wail's body now!
Wail: What have you done?!!! I will have my revenge... HAAAAAAAAAA * Shoots a bolt of acid at BBB *

[Big Bad Bug]

I duck the acid, then shoot a bolt of cold darkness, freezing Wail's acidic form.

[wailwail]

Zonoro tries to free me by breaking the ice... But I'm now shattered into pieces.
Zonoro: Oups... Wait, let me just put that back in one piece.
My head say: Zonoro!!!
Zonoro:I'm sorry, I'm sorry... Just wait...
Big Bad Bug is waiting for Zonoro to finish.
Zonoro: Done!
Wail: Great... but what happened to my hands?
Zonoro: Looks like I inverted your shoulders... Let me switch them off...

[Big Bad Bug]

I help Zonoro put Wail back together so that we can get this fight over with. Now fully formed into solidified acid, Wail and I charge at each other and commence a duel.

[Zonoro13]

I intervene, putting myself in the way of the charging adversaries, but I am crushed between them and mortally wounded.

[Big Bad Bug]

Zonoro, are you suicidal? You always manage to hurt yourself no matter what you do...


Could it be that YOU'RE Bob 3.0?!?

[Zonoro13]

I stand up, casting a healing spell. I ponder the question. As I am about to answer, I trip and fall on my face, breaking my nose. Blood streams from my phisiognomy.

[benni369]

GOD D*MNIT BOB! YOU DID IT AGAIN!

[Zonoro13]

GOD D*MNIT BOB! YOU DID IT AGAIN!

I wipe the blood from my face and apologize, but my spleen ruptures and I scream in pain.

[benni369]

GOD D*MNIT BOB! WHY?!

[Zonoro13]

GOD D*MNIT BOB! WHY?!

Because you touch yourself at night.

I have a heart attack and sag to my knees.
"Call 911 and get an AED!" Wail says immediately. He then tries to do CPR but I throw up and my leg falls off.

[benni369]

I give Zonoro Bob 3.0 a glass of water and a box of pills. "Take two every morning, and call me in the evening."

[Zonoro13]

I try to put a pill in my mouth but miss and it drops onto the ground. I pick up the water, but then I sneeze. It's a magical sneeze because I just got Ebola, and the glass explodes. The water turns into shards of magic ice and cut into my body. I bleed profusely.