Juice Box's Slaughter Thread

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Re: Juice Box's Slaughter Thread

by blu3 » Wed Dec 10, 2014 3:01 am

eats a popsicle and sits on a park bench watching bbb do all that then after intense thinking i go "huh"
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Re: Juice Box's Slaughter Thread

by benni369 » Wed Dec 10, 2014 7:13 am

I make everybody my friend.
Juice Box wrote:I HAVE NO FRIENDS BECAUSE YOU ALL SUCK.



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Re: Juice Box's Slaughter Thread

by MechaNecromancer » Wed Dec 10, 2014 12:50 pm

What a mess.
I need to clean this mess.
*Using a giant broom, I proceed to sweep all of you to a magical giant dustbin.*
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Re: Juice Box's Slaughter Thread

by wailwail » Wed Dec 10, 2014 5:22 pm

I become Benni''s friend, slashing BBB with my sun sword. Leaving him laying on the floor in a critical situation.
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Re: Juice Box's Slaughter Thread

by mastermoo123 » Wed Dec 10, 2014 6:05 pm

I rush to BBB's aid healing him with my magic milk power :D
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Re: Juice Box's Slaughter Thread

by benni369 » Wed Dec 10, 2014 7:30 pm

I drink all of Mastermoo's milk before it touches BBB.
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Re: Juice Box's Slaughter Thread

by wailwail » Wed Dec 10, 2014 7:36 pm

Now Benni is actually 3 times stronger. He shapeshifts into a Dragon, launching a fireball at me. I consume all of the light inside the fire ball with my chest." Thanks Ben(ni)! " I then return the fireball at MasterMoo, burning him with the fire of the great dragon and light of the Sunray warrior united!
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Re: Juice Box's Slaughter Thread

by benni369 » Wed Dec 10, 2014 8:00 pm

wailwail wrote:Now Benni is actually 3 times stronger. He shapeshifts into a Dragon, launching a fireball at me. I consume all of the light inside the fire ball with my chest." Thanks Ben(ni)! " I then return the fireball at MasterMoo, burning him with the fire of the great dragon and light of the Sunray warrior united!


Hey! Who said I was shapeshifting in this story?
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Re: Juice Box's Slaughter Thread

by mastermoo123 » Wed Dec 10, 2014 8:37 pm

benni369 wrote:I drink all of Mastermoo's milk before it touches BBB.

You fool! I control milk. I then use dragon to nom up Wail-wail. I then make you vomit up the milk so that you may be healed and free of my control :)
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Re: Juice Box's Slaughter Thread

by Big Bad Bug » Wed Dec 10, 2014 11:44 pm

I use my scythe to slice off Wail's toes, preventing him from walking. As he tries, tiny Lego pieces get lodged into his feet-holes. The Lego pieces have horrible diseases on them, killing Wail.
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Re: Juice Box's Slaughter Thread

by wailwail » Thu Dec 11, 2014 11:47 am

I died, but wait! You all consumed your 1 retry except me! I revive, I then summon some light spirits. I send them at Mastermoo to blind him ( Or her? ). He now can't see any thing, I then surround him with a shield of light. It is really hot and burns what ever hits it. BBB rushes to help MasterMoo but his scythe burned of the heat.
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Re: Juice Box's Slaughter Thread

by Big Bad Bug » Thu Dec 11, 2014 11:36 pm

Metal is such a great conductor of heat, isn't it? I twirl my scythe, using magic to focus the thermal energy into dark fire. I send a tornado of fire under my control towards Wail, enveloping him in an evil, cold flame that he cannot control or be healed by.
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Re: Juice Box's Slaughter Thread

by Zonoro13 » Fri Dec 12, 2014 1:38 am

I pour muddy river water on the fire to put it out. The fire flares and gets bigger.

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Re: Juice Box's Slaughter Thread

by Big Bad Bug » Fri Dec 12, 2014 4:37 am

The muddy water gives Wail AIDS and he loses his last life.
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Re: Juice Box's Slaughter Thread

by Chimto » Fri Dec 12, 2014 5:06 am

Big Bad Bug wrote:The muddy water gives Wail AIDS and he loses his last life.

I don't think that's how HIV is transmitted...
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Re: Juice Box's Slaughter Thread

by RaZoR LeAf » Fri Dec 12, 2014 9:57 am

Nor is it an automatic death scentance these days.
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Re: Juice Box's Slaughter Thread

by wailwail » Fri Dec 12, 2014 11:17 am

When was AIDS an insta-kill? And what does it have to do with muddy water? I think you don't know anything about it BBB.
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Re: Juice Box's Slaughter Thread

by Big Bad Bug » Fri Dec 12, 2014 1:34 pm

He gots BobLand AIDS. It's different.
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Re: Juice Box's Slaughter Thread

by tmn loveblue » Fri Dec 12, 2014 1:44 pm

BobLand Aching Instant Death Syndrome
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Re: Juice Box's Slaughter Thread

by wailwail » Fri Dec 12, 2014 2:55 pm

Seriously? I'm now infected with AIDS, running in all direction. I'm terrified, BBB and the others are trying to keep distance to avoid been infected. Mastermoo dropped a magic milk bottle that was in his chest belt when I was chasing him(her?). It hit me right in the face, now i'm cured!
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