Juice Box's Slaughter Thread

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Re: Juice Box's Slaughter Thread

by benni369 » Thu Dec 18, 2014 1:35 am

Big Bad Bug wrote:Shouldn't I have a :skull: instead? :hero:


Anyways, I photoshop Benni's face onto an overweight body. He receives so many downvotes that he explodes.


No. The antivirus is a :skull: . That would just be confusing.

Also. I hack into BBB's account and post stuff like "lol u suk zonoro lol" and make the entire forum explode on BBB literally.
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Re: Juice Box's Slaughter Thread

by Big Bad Bug » Thu Dec 18, 2014 3:15 am

I put a firewall on my account, which burns Benni's face off.
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Re: Juice Box's Slaughter Thread

by benni369 » Thu Dec 18, 2014 4:25 am

Due to still being freshly regenerated I rebuild my face.

"If you watched Doctor Who you'd know this would happen!"
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Re: Juice Box's Slaughter Thread

by Big Bad Bug » Thu Dec 18, 2014 5:09 am

I post a sexist comment which summons an army of angry users. I point them in Benni's direction and they begin bombarding him with nuclear rage comments.
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Re: Juice Box's Slaughter Thread

by wailwail » Thu Dec 18, 2014 5:48 am

I come to aid Benni. Stopping, wait! "Benni didn't do that!" I say to the horde.
"Th..Thanks Wail" said Benni.
" It's BBB!"
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Re: Juice Box's Slaughter Thread

by benni369 » Thu Dec 18, 2014 6:40 am

I make BBB's ears bleed by playing the clarinet badly.
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Re: Juice Box's Slaughter Thread

by wailwail » Thu Dec 18, 2014 6:49 am

I surround myself with a light shield, it blocks everything. From swords to sounds. I'm not hurt with the bad Clarinet play.
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Re: Juice Box's Slaughter Thread

by Big Bad Bug » Thu Dec 18, 2014 2:15 pm

I summon Squidward, who plays the clarinet worse than anyone. Period.

Since I've already got one, I teleport the rest of the Spongebob cast straight into Wail's shield, who then beat up Wail in a dark alley.
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Re: Juice Box's Slaughter Thread

by wailwail » Thu Dec 18, 2014 2:48 pm

"Oh! Thanks for the Hamburger" I say to Spongebob.
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Re: Juice Box's Slaughter Thread

by benni369 » Thu Dec 18, 2014 6:46 pm

wailwail wrote:"Oh! Thanks for the Hamburger" I say to Spongebob.


*Krabby Patty. :evil:
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Re: Juice Box's Slaughter Thread

by wailwail » Thu Dec 18, 2014 7:55 pm

I'm don't watch Spongebob in English, so I don't know what is the Hamburger called.
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Re: Juice Box's Slaughter Thread

by benni369 » Thu Dec 18, 2014 8:11 pm

wailwail wrote:I'm don't watch Spongebob in English, so I don't know what is the Hamburger called.


Oh, sorry...
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Re: Juice Box's Slaughter Thread

by Big Bad Bug » Thu Dec 18, 2014 10:09 pm

Spongebob is so offended about Wail noy knowing what a Krabby Patty is that he makes him a Nasty Patty, which gives Wailwail incurable Dyspepsia.

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Re: Juice Box's Slaughter Thread

by Juice Box » Sun Dec 21, 2014 4:56 am

So, uhh.

I won now, right?
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Re: Juice Box's Slaughter Thread

by Big Bad Bug » Sun Dec 21, 2014 3:04 pm

Since nobody else is posting, I guess the whole battle is finished.

Now, we vote: Who had the best attacks? Whose posts were the funniest/most creative? Who had the biggest impact on the battle? Readers, you shall be our final decision makers!! Vote between Zonoro, Mastermoo, Benni, Juice Box, Wailwail, and I, BBB, as the Slaughter King! ...Or Queen.
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Re: Juice Box's Slaughter Thread

by wailwail » Sun Dec 21, 2014 4:08 pm

BBB, you're a girl? And ha... You are the most noobish slaughterer ever.
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Re: Juice Box's Slaughter Thread

by Big Bad Bug » Sun Dec 21, 2014 4:28 pm

wailwail wrote:BBB, you're a girl?


I was referring to Mastermoo.

wailwail wrote:And ha... You are the most noobish slaughterer ever.


That's true, I've never been in a slaughter thread before. Also, if you're talking about my posts not being as "epic" as the ones in previous threads, it's because Benni didn't want to go into hardcore stuff with this thread. :)
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Re: Juice Box's Slaughter Thread

by wailwail » Sun Dec 21, 2014 4:50 pm

I believe what he meant by Hardcore is 8 pages of text. ( Like in the other slaughter thread with YourNewOverlord and the rest of the gang. )
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Re: Juice Box's Slaughter Thread

by Big Bad Bug » Sun Dec 21, 2014 6:40 pm

wailwail wrote:I believe what he meant by Hardcore is 8 pages of text. ( Like in the other slaughter thread with YourNewOverlord and the rest of the gang. )


He specifically said that he doesn't want the roleplaying to take over. Only short, derpy posts with pathetic attacks or something else funny, and not the huge, detailed descriptions of mind-blowing powers and magic that the others were using.
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Re: Juice Box's Slaughter Thread

by Manijure » Fri Jul 15, 2016 2:38 pm

I'm sorry if you guys judge me on this, but... yeah... I want to bump this up. Because reading this was entertainment for me.

Actually, I'm not sorry at all. :lol:
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