Juice Box wrote:HEREBE THOU WE ARE FACED WITH A DAUNTINGY CHALLENGE, A DUEL BE SET'A FORTH, ALACK ALACK, BETWEEN THE LIKES OF IT IS I, JUICE BOX THE GLORIOUS, AND LOLNUB SMALL LAME ANT, BIG BAD BUG.
HEREBE FORTH WE SHALL SETTLE OUR DIFFERENCES IN THE FORM OF A DDDDUUUUUUUEL.
SO READY THY SWORD, MISTER BBB, FOR ALACK ALACK THOU SHALLETH FACESETH THE GLORY OF MY MIGHT TIMES TEN SQUARED DIVIDED BY SIX OVER NINE MULTIPLIED BY THREE.
HOAIYAAAAA!
Though with all-due seriousness, fair dayspring to you all, good people of Ironhide! Mister Big Bad Bug the Nub, has decided to challenge me, Juice Box the Glorious, to a duel, as you can see here:Big Bad Bug wrote:Juice Box wrote:YOU SHALL NOT CAST--ERR, PASS--ERR, GET--ERR--
SCREW IT.
*Launches fireball at BBB*
HOOAAAIYYYAAAAAA!
*Absorbs fireball in portal of darkness from hand*
Hey! I was joking! Let's settle this in a slaughter thread!
^^Excerpt from the KR:O Tower Elimination Thread, page 3.
A pitiful sight, I am aware. But alas, such a glorious being such as myself, so as to maintain my purity as a glorious being, as well as to please the public (ahem, that's you), I must abide to the petty whims of this trivial creature, and his suicidal thoughts of dueling.
So as to further please the public (still you), I ask forth from you all to place your bets and to attempt to interfere in this duel in any way you can. Do you wish to gain bragging rights by betting that I, the Glorious Juice Box, will win this duel? Or do you wish to be a sponsor and give any of the two opposing sides an advantage in the battle? Or should you join the duel itself, and face a glorious victory by my side or a totally humiliating defeat by my hands?
THE CHOICE IS YOURS!!
AND WITH NO FURTHER DELAYS,
*Launches lightning bolt at BBB*
HOOOAAAIYYAAAAAAA!
You're on, JB!