Big Bad Bug wrote:Slender teleports the Creep Team of Avengers out of the experiment room and into the hospital just in time to catch the scissors with one of his tendrils. He uses them to cut Zonoro's life support and stab him in the elbow.
But then Slender sees my impressive blank visage and heals me with his powers. He starts fighting the other pastas and I turn to face BBB.
I raise the scissors, accidentally slicing my own cheek as I do so.
"Muahahahahackack ack ACK ckhem"
I start coughing uncontrollably, until I clear my throat.
I fling the scissors in a perfect arc, cutting BBB's jugular neatly.
In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
-Terry Pratchett
Is this the latest dank meme? -Pencil