DragonKnight wrote:WTF STUPID BOT
and uhhh okay
Epicazeroth wrote:WHAT BOT! Everyone was screaming over the Internet, so I did too.
meowlala wrote:Chapter 1: War
It all started a few days ago, when I was scouting the port. There was the typical sea monster eating ships, and pirates making havoc. Just typical. Until, anyways, the first troop of goblins appeared. I was just about to report when I heard "Do we ambush, or spy?" which was answered by, "We were going to spy, but you just blew it. WAVE 1! BRING ON THE... Sticks? YOU STUPID GOBLINS! STICKS????!!!!" I had prepared my defense, and was prepared when the attacks came. The first goblin was shoved into battle, and a few orcs followed. In a moment or two, my magi had won the battle. The lead Orc said, "Wave two! SURRENDER!" A troop of about 9 orcs jumped forward, as I constructed a new magi. We won the battle, but this might not be all...
maverixk wrote:Ruins of Acaroth
Author: maverixk
This is sort of like a prequel to the events of the battle at the Ruins of Acaroth, it shows Gul'Thak taking control of the hordes. I have done another similar to this with Sarelgaz's Lair that includes my made up hero, Fenix Antioch. If I get some good feedback on this, I'll post it here too.
I would've made it less of a wall of text(aka hard for us internet people to pay attention to long enough) but I didn't know how.
"No! It was not I who killed your calf!"
"But I saw you do it you lying coward!"
"Keep your 'men' off of my land!"
"You keep your 'axe' out of my business!"
"Your bombs blew up all of my food!"
"You shouldn't have put your food on my bombs, tsk tsk!"
Cries of similar origin were all that the ear could hear in the large hall that made up the clan meeting room of the hordes, both Orcish and Goblinoid. The very, very large wooden table that ran down the center of the room had more scars than even the most decorated Orc soldier. War Axes jutted out at every angle, one of it's legs had been replaced with a club, and a corner of it had been blown up, leaving only only a scorched and jagged slab of wood. Blood stains were more common than plain wood around here.
At the far end from the once grand double doors, two Orcs, partially dressed for battle, which by their standards meant that they had a weapon, were deep in an argument much more intense than any of the other disagreements. One of them was missing an eye and had dark green colored skin, as well as a jagged tooth jutting out over its lower lip. The other had lighter colored skin and a clean, gleaming sword which was in contrast with the blood caked blade of his opponent.
The battle-scarred veteran was telling the younger Orc where to shove his opinion that his youth was better than the other's experience. The younger Orc shoved its senior back of few steps with anger in his eyes. The veteran stood as straight as his body would allow, a little over two meters, and stared down the junior savage. Stepping forward, the senior Orc slammed the pommel of his blade on the table, or at least he tried to. Where he was standing was right where a bomb had taken out a chunk of the table, so when the older Orc attempted to slame his blade down for attention, he actually fell to the floor, scraping his face just above his left eye on the way down. However, the sound of his heavy body on the floor had the same effect he was going for, albeit with a more humorous side to it.
As he got up, cursing, he growled at the younger Orc, issuing a challenge. "You think your nai-nai....naivete would be best for the hordes?" his sword rested upon the other's chest, and the younger Orc stood up to match his opponent. "You would bring death to all who would follow you! You would destroy the hordes!" The junior savage was insulted, and he showed it, his nostrils flaring and eyes intense on their target, but as he went to snap a response, he was cut off by the other, "Because of that, I challenge you to a fight...to the death!" There was rustling and quiet conversation throughout the room. Swinging to face the room, the senior Orc boomed across the room, "And I shall challenge any of you who oppose me as well! I shall claim my place as head of the hordes!"
The younger Orc stepped back and raised his sword to meet the older's and simply growled in response. They clacked weapons a few times and then rushed towards each other and began a sword fight that was more like a drunken bar fight with swords than an elegant fencing match. The younger Orc got knocked back and then quckly lumbered over to the older one in what counted as sprinting among his kind. The younger combatant slashed overhead visciously with a wicked grin on his face.
The older Orc, however, had his own smile, as he had been waiting for this. He met the polished blade inches from his face and stepped in, sending his rough fist under the junior's chin and quickly following up with a slash to the junior's left side, so deep the older orc left his sword there. Stumbling back, the wounded Orc started begging for mercy, but there was none to be had. A kick in the chest and he was lying against the wall, quickly bleeding out.
With a hard yank he pulled the blade, dripping with blood, from the corpse of the defeated. Towards the rest of the room, "Any more challengers?" Saliva flew from his maw as he whipped his head back and forth in a frenzy. He began to hollar at the sky in victory and pound his chest in a display of anger and toughness. He put his sword in the air and-
Looked down at his chest, eyes and mouth agape in silent pain at the hole in his chest that was weeping blood like a floodgate. It seemed to take an eternity for his dying body to hit the cobbleston floor, but when it did, it revealed a smaller Orc with a thick, grey beard and hair tied back in a warrior's ponytail. In one hand the newcomer held a blade dripping with fresh blood, in the other he held a staff, adorned on the top was a skull with fearsome looking horns. He gazed across the room and then shrugged, "He asked for challengers, and he recieved one."
He attempted to take a step onto the end of the table nearest him, but was unable to due to his smaller size. He gestured and grunted at two Orcs who had accompanied him and they lifted him onto the table. He barely needed to raise his voice and yet it was heard at the far reaches of the chamber, "Now, since all of you are too unintelligent to lead, I, Gul'Thak, shall humbly take up the mantle of Chief Chieftain." Not a single body stirred. "And in doing so, I shall..." he mumbled to himself momentarily, so that no one else could hear, "Bring glory to the clans? No. Bring wealth? No." He snapped in a eureka moment.
"In becoming your leader I shall lower all of your taxes to my crown to one sheep!" A few seconds a silence. "One. Sheep." He said, enunciating every syllable. The onlookers roared in approval and let out battle cries and sheep cries and cries of elation and many other cries, including one goblin missing both legs crying tears of pain in the corner.
With the help of his companions, Gul'Thak, newly proclamed leader of the Orcish and Goblinoid hordes, hopped down from the impromtu wooden pedastal, chuckling to himself. "And just like that, I invented taxes. The bumbling baffoons." He paused, then walked away, victorious and laughing even harder at his accidental alliteration. (ha!)
maverixk wrote:..But Rotten Forest doesn't have much besides..
TheHallMonitor wrote:maverixk wrote:Ruins of Acaroth
Author: maverixk
This is sort of like a prequel to the events of the battle at the Ruins of Acaroth, it shows Gul'Thak taking control of the hordes. I have done another similar to this with Sarelgaz's Lair that includes my made up hero, Fenix Antioch. If I get some good feedback on this, I'll post it here too.
I would've made it less of a wall of text(aka hard for us internet people to pay attention to long enough) but I didn't know how.
"No! It was not I who killed your calf!"
"But I saw you do it you lying coward!"
"Keep your 'men' off of my land!"
"You keep your 'axe' out of my business!"
"Your bombs blew up all of my food!"
"You shouldn't have put your food on my bombs, tsk tsk!"
Cries of similar origin were all that the ear could hear in the large hall that made up the clan meeting room of the hordes, both Orcish and Goblinoid. The very, very large wooden table that ran down the center of the room had more scars than even the most decorated Orc soldier. War Axes jutted out at every angle, one of it's legs had been replaced with a club, and a corner of it had been blown up, leaving only only a scorched and jagged slab of wood. Blood stains were more common than plain wood around here.
At the far end from the once grand double doors, two Orcs, partially dressed for battle, which by their standards meant that they had a weapon, were deep in an argument much more intense than any of the other disagreements. One of them was missing an eye and had dark green colored skin, as well as a jagged tooth jutting out over its lower lip. The other had lighter colored skin and a clean, gleaming sword which was in contrast with the blood caked blade of his opponent.
The battle-scarred veteran was telling the younger Orc where to shove his opinion that his youth was better than the other's experience. The younger Orc shoved its senior back of few steps with anger in his eyes. The veteran stood as straight as his body would allow, a little over two meters, and stared down the junior savage. Stepping forward, the senior Orc slammed the pommel of his blade on the table, or at least he tried to. Where he was standing was right where a bomb had taken out a chunk of the table, so when the older Orc attempted to slame his blade down for attention, he actually fell to the floor, scraping his face just above his left eye on the way down. However, the sound of his heavy body on the floor had the same effect he was going for, albeit with a more humorous side to it.
As he got up, cursing, he growled at the younger Orc, issuing a challenge. "You think your nai-nai....naivete would be best for the hordes?" his sword rested upon the other's chest, and the younger Orc stood up to match his opponent. "You would bring death to all who would follow you! You would destroy the hordes!" The junior savage was insulted, and he showed it, his nostrils flaring and eyes intense on their target, but as he went to snap a response, he was cut off by the other, "Because of that, I challenge you to a fight...to the death!" There was rustling and quiet conversation throughout the room. Swinging to face the room, the senior Orc boomed across the room, "And I shall challenge any of you who oppose me as well! I shall claim my place as head of the hordes!"
The younger Orc stepped back and raised his sword to meet the older's and simply growled in response. They clacked weapons a few times and then rushed towards each other and began a sword fight that was more like a drunken bar fight with swords than an elegant fencing match. The younger Orc got knocked back and then quckly lumbered over to the older one in what counted as sprinting among his kind. The younger combatant slashed overhead visciously with a wicked grin on his face.
The older Orc, however, had his own smile, as he had been waiting for this. He met the polished blade inches from his face and stepped in, sending his rough fist under the junior's chin and quickly following up with a slash to the junior's left side, so deep the older orc left his sword there. Stumbling back, the wounded Orc started begging for mercy, but there was none to be had. A kick in the chest and he was lying against the wall, quickly bleeding out.
With a hard yank he pulled the blade, dripping with blood, from the corpse of the defeated. Towards the rest of the room, "Any more challengers?" Saliva flew from his maw as he whipped his head back and forth in a frenzy. He began to hollar at the sky in victory and pound his chest in a display of anger and toughness. He put his sword in the air and-
Looked down at his chest, eyes and mouth agape in silent pain at the hole in his chest that was weeping blood like a floodgate. It seemed to take an eternity for his dying body to hit the cobbleston floor, but when it did, it revealed a smaller Orc with a thick, grey beard and hair tied back in a warrior's ponytail. In one hand the newcomer held a blade dripping with fresh blood, in the other he held a staff, adorned on the top was a skull with fearsome looking horns. He gazed across the room and then shrugged, "He asked for challengers, and he recieved one."
He attempted to take a step onto the end of the table nearest him, but was unable to due to his smaller size. He gestured and grunted at two Orcs who had accompanied him and they lifted him onto the table. He barely needed to raise his voice and yet it was heard at the far reaches of the chamber, "Now, since all of you are too unintelligent to lead, I, Gul'Thak, shall humbly take up the mantle of Chief Chieftain." Not a single body stirred. "And in doing so, I shall..." he mumbled to himself momentarily, so that no one else could hear, "Bring glory to the clans? No. Bring wealth? No." He snapped in a eureka moment.
"In becoming your leader I shall lower all of your taxes to my crown to one sheep!" A few seconds a silence. "One. Sheep." He said, enunciating every syllable. The onlookers roared in approval and let out battle cries and sheep cries and cries of elation and many other cries, including one goblin missing both legs crying tears of pain in the corner.
With the help of his companions, Gul'Thak, newly proclamed leader of the Orcish and Goblinoid hordes, hopped down from the impromtu wooden pedastal, chuckling to himself. "And just like that, I invented taxes. The bumbling baffoons." He paused, then walked away, victorious and laughing even harder at his accidental alliteration. (ha!)
Nice! Very nice!
Looks like REDBULL's got some competition
Epicazeroth wrote:Where is the Lair fanfic? I might write one about the Swarm (mutating the Spider Queens.)
REDBULL wrote:He shall take on...The Beast of The Crystal Sea!
Epicazeroth wrote:Where is the Lair fanfic? I might write one about the Swarm (mutating the Spider Queens.)
Cheesecake wrote:REDBULL wrote:He shall take on...The Beast of The Crystal Sea!
That monster that drags boats underwater on the KR map?
REDBULL wrote:Cheesecake wrote:REDBULL wrote:He shall take on...The Beast of The Crystal Sea!
That monster that drags boats underwater on the KR map?
Yes Cheesecake. Yes indeed. Do you think it would make a good story? Its just one of those signature KR details we all love.