Inspired by a discussion in the hated Discord even though it's a completely different medium of discussion and the forums would be dead anyway
Anon, the Forumer
Appearance:
A regular old guy with a laptop.
Stats:
HP: 100 (+10) {190}
Melee: 1-3 (+1,+1) {10-12} [Smacks an enemy]
Ranged: 10-20 (+1,+2) {19-38} [Fires a beam of characters which deals more damage over time; the damage is dealt every half second]
Movement Rate: Slow, because he's out of shape and the laptop's heavy
Respawn: 1 second
Skills:
TL;DR (1/1/1) (CD: 10 seconds)
Enemies don't read Anon's full posts, which makes him mad, increasing his attack speed by 100%/200%/300%. Lasts for 4 seconds.
Text Wall (3/2/2) (Cooldown: 30/26/22 seconds)
Creates an impenetrable wall of text across a lane. Stops all enemies from passing; lasts for 4 seconds, longer if Anon is targeting an enemy through the wall.
Formatting Issues (2/1/1) (Cooldown: 25 seconds)
Anon experiences formatting issues, randomly inflicting all types of status (poison, teleportation, wards, sleep, timelapse, etc.) to all nearby enemies for 3/4/5 seconds.
Flame War (3/2/2) (Cooldown: 35 seconds)
Starts a flame war with an enemy. Each attack from Anon deals 4%/8%/12% of the enemy's health during this time. Nearby enemies are slowed by 75% while this effect is active, and burned if their side loses the flame war.
Grammar Nazi (5/5/5) (Cooldown: 65 seconds)
Goes full on Grammar Nazi, inflicting the "rule violation" status on any enemies in the (fairly wide) AoE of the effect.
The "rule violation" status inflicts a 25% slow and 30% damage reduction, and can stack up to 3 times.
If an enemy has 3 stacks of "rule violation" they immediately die.
Playstyle and Tips:
I'm not making tips for a practical joke.
Quotes
Ditto above.
Remember, this is in no way balanced, and there's no real need to review it.