AWWWW HELLA.
"La, la la, la laaa!" Maggie Metal loudly sang in her horrendous voice. Kingmaker, the Master Freemason--err, Mistress Masoness--walked alongside her, clearly irritated by her gorgeous compadre's incessant singing.
"Will you ever just shut up?"
"No, I quite like this song."
"That's not even a song."
"It is in my heart! And it's okay, I'll switch to another."
She takes a big breath, huffs and puffs, and begins.
"TAKING IT SLOOOOOOW BUT IT'S NOT TYPICAAAAAAAAL,"
"Oh, God--"
"HE ALREADY KNOOOOOWS THAT MY LUUUUUV IS
FIYAH."Kingmaker continues to cringe as Maggie Metal defiles what is one of the best songs in the history if the human race. The two suprafantabulously beautiful women enter their secret headquarters (really just a big tent) and continue their Masonic discussions, horrendous singing still echoing through them. They discuss how unfortunate it was that they had mislynched and killed a crucial member of the Town, and how dire their situation is--killing the God(mo)ther will not lessen the threat of the Mafia, they must all be taken down at once. And the (M)atriarch is still out there, spreading her numbers. And the Self-Aligned...
"I think we should take her down first," Kingmaker declares.
"Get the Town to focus on her? I suppose that would be a good idea--it would lessen our load a ton. But who could it be..."
"Maggie, it's Zonoro. She fakeclaimed and copied FAFulous's role assignments."
"But you heard what Manure said," Maggie exclaimed. "We don't know for
sure..." The woman winks.
Kingmaker cringes once more. "No, you idiot. We
know for sure. This is undeniable evidence that Zonoro was lying. His roleclaims are
exact replicas of FAFulous's."
"But she could be
anyone! It could be a Mafia or a Cultist, too."
"Whatever the case, atleast we know we have a confirmed threat. We should inform the Town of this immediately the next day, in case they're too nublety to figure it out themselves--"
The tent erupts in pure, orange fire.
The sudden explosion shocks the rest of the girls, and they rush to find out what is happening. From afar, Zoey Norrow laughs maniacally. She sheds her human skin and reveals she is actually an evil automaton created by BBB, since no girl
ever would want to work for that lame nublet. Of course, it makes no sense whatsoever for the automaton to just reveal its identity to the rest of the group, but I'm the author of this mini-story, so y'all can go suck yourselves.
"MUHAHAHAHAHHA!" Zoey Automatonorrow laughs. "YOU FOOLS NEVER SAW THIS COMING!
I WAS THE SELF-ALIGNED!
I WAS THE ARSONIST! AND BBB SHALL HAVE HIS VICTORY! MMMMMUHAHAHAHAHAHA--"
A single, well-placed bullet goes through its head.
"What?" one of the girls says, her bodacious hips making themselves clear as she looks around. "What was that? Where did it come from?"
"Zoey Automatonorrow," another replies. "She's gone."
"What about Kingmaker and Maggie?"
"Oh, nooo!" Benni says, putting her hands on her cheeks, squeezing her cleavage tightly.
They all run to the tent where the Masons were, to find their bodies charred and burnt. They were gone.
Kingmaker and Maggie Metal were killed by the Arsonist.
An attempt to recruit Zoey Automatonorrow was made last night. She was the Arsonist so whatevs it failed.
Zoey Automatonorrow was attacked and killed last night. Yea she was the Arsonist.
Arso is dedz, foo.
The Announcer remains silent.You ain't gettin' any younger.Come back to me again.