HERE I WILL PROVE I AM A CAT, AND INDEED NOT A HUMAN
Anotomical correctness:
I have fur at the top of my head, and whiskers under my nose. My face is also very cute, therefor, im a cat
Others agree:
The voices in my head all say im a cat, so because everyone says it, it must be true
Natural habits:
I meow because im a cat, and im a cat because i meow. Therefore, because im a cat, i meow. And because i meow, im a cat
Why i cant not be a cat:
Before you read my awesome resons below, have you stopped hating cats? Huh? HUH?
If i am not a cat, then i cant be a cat, so therefore, i must be a cat
Now since you cant disprove im a cat, then my stance that im a cat must be true
Look! a cute cat picture! http://cats.about.com/
And if you disagree with me, then ur racist, and homophobic, and patriarchy, and internalized mysogony!
Also, think about how disagreeing with me would make me feel! so just agree with me that im a cat
What type of person, would want to make someone feel bad like that? No person is thst evil. If you make me fell bad, you are not a person.
In conclusion, im a cat