PROOF IM A CAT

[nova_n]

HERE I WILL PROVE I AM A CAT, AND INDEED NOT A HUMAN

Anotomical correctness:

I have fur at the top of my head, and whiskers under my nose. My face is also very cute, therefor, im a cat

Others agree:

The voices in my head all say im a cat, so because everyone says it, it must be true

Natural habits:

I meow because im a cat, and im a cat because i meow. Therefore, because im a cat, i meow. And because i meow, im a cat

Why i cant not be a cat:

Before you read my awesome resons below, have you stopped hating cats? Huh? HUH?

If i am not a cat, then i cant be a cat, so therefore, i must be a cat

Now since you cant disprove im a cat, then my stance that im a cat must be true

Look! a cute cat picture! http://cats.about.com/

And if you disagree with me, then ur racist, and homophobic, and patriarchy, and internalized mysogony!

Also, think about how disagreeing with me would make me feel! so just agree with me that im a cat

What type of person, would want to make someone feel bad like that? No person is thst evil. If you make me fell bad, you are not a person.




In conclusion, im a cat

[magicmetal03]

Um... Isn't this basically like the last post?

[nova_n]

Meh more like a more complete list of logical fallacies. Not all tho

[nova_n]

1st is hast gen
2nd is bandwagon
3rd is circular argument
4th is loaded question
5th is adverse concequences
6th is arg from the negative
7th is red herring
8th is ad hominim
9th is ad misercordium
10th is no true scotsman

[RaZoR LeAf]

You're not a cat, cat's do not have the higher brain functions required to be able to converse in the human language otherwise they would all do it rather than meowing and purring, and even if they did, I'd expect them to do so with better word use, spelling and grammar. If your claim can be neither proved or disproved then it is a belief not a fact, and is meaningless beyond your own little fantasy. If you have a fursona of a cat then fine, enjoy it. But physiologically you are not Felis catus.

Just because this is an Off Topic forum doesn't mean it's for whatever random crap you want to post without and point of discussion or involvement from other people. The only replies this thread will garner will be trivial at best, anything along the lines of "lol what" to more pointless nonsense.