And then we all laughed. (The Dumb Joke Hub.)

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And then we all laughed. (The Dumb Joke Hub.)

by Ruby_Hex » Sat Apr 22, 2017 4:33 pm

Hello! In this "Dumb Jokes" thread, you can share any jokes you want! The catch? The joke can't be more than three sentences long AND must qualify (to you) as a dumb, but still amusing joke. The joke cannot be found on a website, either. You must have seen it somewhere, heard it somewhere, or came up with it yourself. Puns, knock-knock jokes and "what do you call a ___?" jokes are often good ways to go for this kind of gag. Give us as many as you want! I'll get us started...
What do you call a small pirate ship? A thug boat! AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Now you! :D
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Re: And then we all laughed. (The Dumb Joke Hub.)

by The Kingmaker » Sat Apr 22, 2017 10:06 pm

Girl: "come over"
Guy: "I'm coming over"
Girl: "we should stop using Walkie-Talkies in bed, over"
"Aragorn: [Elvish] Sit down, Legolas."
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Re: And then we all laughed. (The Dumb Joke Hub.)

by nova_n » Thu Apr 27, 2017 12:43 am

Why cant storm troopers aim? cuz they are chinese/japanese/koreans/vietnamese


This is a dumb joke right? since racism is dumb?
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Re: And then we all laughed. (The Dumb Joke Hub.)

by nova_n » Thu Apr 27, 2017 12:45 am

why cant white people swim? crackers get soggy when wet



This is a pun right?
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by magicmetal03 » Sun Apr 30, 2017 12:35 pm

There's two fish in a tank.
One says to the other: "How do you drive this thing?"
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