Hello! In this "Dumb Jokes" thread, you can share any jokes you want! The catch? The joke can't be more than three sentences long AND must qualify (to you) as a dumb, but still amusing joke. The joke cannot be found on a website, either. You must have seen it somewhere, heard it somewhere, or came up with it yourself. Puns, knock-knock jokes and "what do you call a ___?" jokes are often good ways to go for this kind of gag. Give us as many as you want! I'll get us started...
What do you call a small pirate ship? A thug boat! AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Now you!