by Kowaghuz » Thu Nov 05, 2015 12:06 pm
*Player is in the vault library - a comfy, rustic area, with a television displaying a burning fire inside a decorative hearth -, talking to an old man*
*Old man takes a seat*
OM: So...
*Dialogue wheel pops up*
Y - BOOK
X - TALK
B - THREATEN
A - TELEVISION
*IRL player picks Y*
*In-game character takes a book from a raft and smashes it in the old man's forehead*
IRL player: No! I just wanted to read a book!
Y - PUNCH
X - SORRY
B - BOOK
A - TELEVISION
*IRL player picks X*
Character: I'm sorry that I let you live for so ****ing long!
*Character jumps on the old man and proceeds to violently punch him*
IRL player: What the hell is going on?!
*Old man's face is torn, another dialogue wheel appears*
Y - LEAVE
X - COUP DE GRACE
B - TELEVISION
A - BOOK
*Player picks Y*
*Character gets up, in the background the old man is moaning from pain*
*Character stops at the door, and picks a lighter from his pocket*
Char: Hasta la vista, baby.
*Drops the lighter, room catches on fire and character leaves*
Game: WAR... WAR NEVER CHANGES.
Player: This is what I get for pre-ordering.